it is raining way too hard are we still going to church mom are we really going to do this mom really mom why mom
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
corgi butts are the best butts
I rarely go online anyway so it doesnt bother me much. It always surprises me though that that post is still alive and running despite the fact that I posted it like two years ago
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
i will be doing my thesis next term and I AM VERY NERVOUS AHH
it would be nicer if you didnt give it to me
give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe
since people are actually sending me their addresses
this time give some (or all) of your money to the als association and i’ll rate how lame you would have looked if you chose to waste a bucket of ice cold water instead
darn now i dont know how to carry on
if alex turner finally creates a twitter and his first tweet isn’t “what came first the chicken or the dickhead” i am going to be so disappointed in him