we all roll along


it is raining way too hard are we still going to church mom are we really going to do this mom really mom why mom 

4:08pm
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via chomei)

geritsel:

Liu Maochan - a Chinese painter with a touch of French impressionism à la Monmartre. Gorgeous.

(via gryffinwhore)


wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via woahgan)

9:52am

corgi butts are the best butts

9:50am
How do you deal with all of the spam you get from that one post? asked by pip271

I rarely go online anyway so it doesnt bother me much. It always surprises me though that that post is still alive and running despite the fact that I posted it like two years ago 

9:46am

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via rubee)

9:38am
dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle)


i will be doing my thesis next term and I AM VERY NERVOUS AHH

9:33am
If I really give you my address will you come rate my sleeping patterns and the way I bathe I am so self conscious asked by Anonymous

it would be nicer if you didnt give it to me

11:42pm

(via deanzay)

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

(Source: ryulongd, via obesitycore)


cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

since people are actually sending me their addresses 

this time give some (or all) of your money to the als association and i’ll rate how lame you would have looked if you chose to waste a bucket of ice cold water instead

2:16pm
Jokes on you I don't have windows in my bedroom or bathroom. asked by Anonymous

darn now i dont know how to carry on 

11:29pm

if alex turner finally creates a twitter and his first tweet isn’t “what came first the chicken or the dickhead” i am going to be so disappointed in him

11:26pm
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