February 2012
me: hey patrick can i have a picture with you
patrick stump: you can take my picture
patrick stump: you can take my name
patrick stump: but you're never gonna take my city away
me: but i just want a picture with you
patrick stump: cause you can burn it to the ground
me: but i
patrick stump: oh oh let it flood, but it's in my blood
me: but
patrick stump: cause this city is my city and i love it
patrick stump: yeah i love it
me: ok
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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January 2012
koloktos: i  think i’ve watched the entire sherlock series via gif
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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i’m at the internet lab and everyone here’s talking about 9gag sigh
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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we bought a zoo is a bad movie i can feel it
Jan 27th
i love how pete wentz took up political science but ended up as some emo with a famous penis
Jan 27th
no one ever: man the rock's acting career is really taking off
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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i’m alive
Jan 25th
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when people use the word stuffs as a noun that’s when i get so mad i turn into werewolf 
Jan 22nd
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photo blogging time is also known as i can’t think of a text post time
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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the only thing i love more than fat animals are really fat animals
Jan 22nd
the feeling is mutual, i said in a sherlock holmes accent as i followed back
Jan 22nd
i’m crying because hair iS BLONDE
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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because is a weird word i mean just stare at it
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
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mikey way will always be my thinspo
Jan 18th
spooky: a girl at my school wants to get LMFAO tattooed on her side because “not only does she like the band, she also likes the meaning behind the word.”
Jan 18th
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is it weird that i like frank’s new hair
Jan 18th
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thekillgrill: can’t we just sign pop punk up for karate lessons so he can defend himself
Jan 18th
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my dashboard: i hate mac miller!!!!
Jan 18th
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i follow so many the maine blogs it’s embarassing
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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if you are mark hoppus then you are perfect
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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surgeon: so you're here today because... you want me to remove your feelings
me: that's correct
Jan 17th
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the obama batman picture will always be funny to me
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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one time i asked my dad what a nymphomaniac was omfg i should’ve googled it instead
Jan 14th
the first time i heard about slenderman i thought he was some guy who does exercise videos
Jan 14th
Anonymous asked: is that heiswatching a screamer? tell me truthfully please.
Jan 14th
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i guess none of us are sleeping tonight
Jan 14th
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attractive guy: hey what's up
me: i think we both know what's up
attractive guy: what
me: what
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
clipskylark asked: IM BACK
Jan 14th
singer: sings a depressing song
audience: i want to lick your penis!!!!
Jan 13th
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the only thing worse than saying epic fail is backing it up with come at me bro
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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