December 2011
my mom is dancing and she’s not even drunk omg
Dec 31st
my new year’s resolution should be to stop getting the emo
Dec 31st
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twitter hates us
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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neil patrick harris and david burtka are so cute together omg
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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this brownie is really lucky because it will share a new year’s kiss with me
Dec 31st
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one of my biggest fears is posting my nudes and getting only 3 notes
Dec 31st
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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tomdelawng: has emotional break down over tom delonge
Dec 30th
all about steve is a bad movie but bradley cooper
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: list all the artist on your itunes
Dec 30th
idk i honestly think that keeping up with the kardashians is a great show
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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what if instead of using actual fireworks i will just download firework sounds and play them on loud. my neighbors would be so punk’d
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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meaningful things i did this year: i started eating spaghetti
Dec 30th
love-toyou: i’ll be here just randomly then i’ll look at the clock and it will probably be like 1am and i’ll be like “shit i missed it”
Dec 30th
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my dad’s friend’s daughters are so nice omfg they’re like the kardashians i love them
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: nicolas cage is our lord and savior
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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wow my dash is dead someone post their nudes to break the tension
Dec 30th
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sigh i don’t think anyone can ever hate someone as much as i hate myself
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
Dec 30th
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i’m waiting for all the “goodbye 2011, hello 2012” posts on facebook
Dec 30th
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Dec 27th
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i’m going to a wedding tomorrow. it’s gonna be filled with 40 year old accountants i gotta look fly
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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how do i proper sentences
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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the bearded guy on the cover of pioneer reminds of alan from the hangover
Dec 27th
last week on 90210 someone has sex with someone this week on 90210 someone has sex with someone next week on 90210 someone has sex with someone
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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someone i follow just stole my text post wow
Dec 26th
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slow internet connection is satan’s way of saying hello
Dec 26th
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i want a boy to serenade me with family reunion by blink-182
Dec 26th
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idk i still find it funny that gay drawer is an anagram for gerard way
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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arrbok: another post about how much i miss osamah
Dec 26th
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“justanotherdudethatsings” what a homo
Dec 26th
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what’s the link to brendon’s blog? i wanna harass him too
Dec 26th
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xpartypoisonx: what if it isnt brendon and the person running the blog is sitting at their computer whispering to themself well im afraid that i well i may have faked it
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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to me a hangover means getting tired from too much late night blogging
Dec 25th
rubee: why does everyone say frick now did your parents install a swear jar onto your internet
Dec 25th
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if creating a photoblog for flynn rider is wrong then i don’t wanna be right
Dec 25th
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